English lyrics "da Edgus":

Since I bought it ninety-nine,
I always played BroodWar.
and waited for StarCraft 2,
with patience so far.

I heard there will be a beta,
so I created an account,
gave all my personal data,
but something awful has been found.

Blizzard said to us,
only a few will get a key.
I animal-like F5ed a site,
but I'm not playing as you can see-e!

I played all the Blizzard games
but I, didn't get a key.
I got a super-fast computer, yeah
but I, didn't get a key.

I'm old-school like shit, you know
but I, didn't get a key.
Blizzard please tell me,
how unfair can you be?

I played, twelve hours a day,
got addicted so madly.
When other boys met the girls,
I crushed some noobs so badly.

My skills were insane of course,
beat everyone if I would.
Not even Boxer could stop me back then,
he said: "you just too good!"

My fingers, you didn't see them flow,
but you didn't have too seek.
I never used hotkeys because,
my enemies were so weak.

And there is a noob,
in his nooby world,
with his nooby skills
and he is happy, oh yeah!

He doesn't even know
what a two gate rush is.
He doesn't even know to overpool
but he is happy, o yeah!

And he is happy,
cause he got a key
And I wonder, why its him,
instead of me!

My APM was over nine-thousand,
but I, didn't get a key.
I know all the StarCraft so-o-ongs,
but I didn't get, I didn't get a key.

My daughter's name will be Kerrigan,
let me get a key!
Blizzard please tell me,
how unfair can you be?

I hope you get earworm all day long,
and when you get to bed today, you'll hear my song.
And then you won't be able to sleep and think of me,
sobbing and sniveling, cause I got no key.